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Happy Halloween!

I went as a cat,which is funny cause CATS are like my enemies.

You know like PLANKTON to MR KRABS,Mojojojo to PGG,Kanye West to Taylor Swift.

Yehhh.

=

   this is my homie right here.

annoying one

   Introducing ADEL.

   What is he suppose to be u ask?

   well,he WAS suppose to be Frakeinstein but then he just became 

   JOHN LENNON+OZZYOSBOURNE.

    Left to right.

    Tom Cruise,Hagrid,Franken-JohnLennon-Ozzyosbourne,Tom Cruise(again) and Gay Pimp :)

    When I was googling halloween outfits,this came up.

    Pizza Delivery anyone?

Now playing Tokio Hotel- Der Letze Tag 

Today,I woke up with an aching tooth.

I hope its not my Wisdom Tooth thats growing.

I dont want a Wisdom Tooth,it sounds like I'm turning 65 and my death is in near future.

So my past few weeks have been pretty awesome//ACTUALLY REALLY AWESOME.

I'll summarise the events that took place.

I passed my driving test!

For all my good for nothing friends that insulted my driving before even getting into my car.IN YOUR FACE!Now the streets of KL is never gonna be safe anymore right Shamani?haha.But yeah the JPJ guy who tested me was quite nice.I got into the car,mad nervous.

I proceeded to checking my windows,mirrors,adjusting my seat and buckling my seatbelt.

then..

guy:"Cermin Mata"

me:*thinkingWTFishetalkingaboutIcheckedALLTHEMIRRORSALREADY* errrrr...

guy:"Cermin mata kamu,tak nak pakai ke??"

(See...the thing was I put my sunglasses on my head...)

me:"Ohh errr *thinkingsohardcauseIthoughttitmightbeaTRICKQUESTIONtopurposelyFAILMEastomebeingVAIN&wearingshades*tak payah lah"

guy:"kenapa?sangat panas,pakai lah.(ashewaswearingshadestoo)

at the end I didn't put my sunglasses on.Haha.

ya so I passed the road test and then came the slope &everyone fails their slope so I was like all nervous and praying so hard I pass.And all the old driving instructors stands by the side and they decided to ask me questions..

guy#1:"Cina ,Melayu?

me:Cina...

guy#2:"Cina,Melayu??"

me:Cinaaaaa

guy#3:"Melayu,JEPUN?"

me:"CIIIIIIIIIINNNNAAAAAA. =.="

omg man.

but yeah then I shared a cab with random ppl who also pass the test to get out of the hell hole(Ulu Langat)back to Subang. WHAT A DAY.

Then MY birthday was on the 7th of Oct :) went out with my friends partied a bit.

actually not a bit,I got really Buzzed.Thanks to Satan's Child (Trisha)

I puked all over/everywhere/anywhere and on basically everyone.

I'm so glad/relieved/happy that my friends were there to take care of me.

Honestly.I feel  I should dress like those adorable*ahem*little Green Aliens who mumbles "you saved our life.we are eternally grateful" to Mr/Mrs Potato in ToyStory with the most monotonous-yet-so-UHNOYING-but-CUTE-kinda Tone to Ann,Elaine,Eelyn,Keishia,Audrey,MunFai and Roshiv :) Thank you guys so much.

On the 14th of October,I went for Adam Lambert's Glam Nation Concert.

It was like MIND-BLOWING.I love adam so much,his vocal chords are like GOD-LIKE.

like I'm sorry Mariah Carey I know you can sing High but adam can sing High without looking like he has fits or parkinson disease(I'm referring to the stupid fidgety thing Mariah does when she sings high notes with her hand,I mean COME ON,YOUR NOT BLACK HUNNAH.STOP ACTING LIKE IT)Back to the concert,it was so really good.I mean Adam Lambert is a SEX SYMBOL.His whole performance was so well cheoreograph with the lightings and him singing his face off!Oh not forgetting all the sex faces he made. 

*W-O-W*

Oh yeah I got last minute Meet & Greet Passes.I am really lucky,I know.Thank you Jesus :)

So we got to the venue early and Digi was giving out the last 2 M&G passes.

Basically all you gotta do is Spin the Wheel ,and if the pointer lands at the colour they wanted you win those m&g//TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY,causes the chances your pointer is gonna land there is like Lindsay Lohan becoming sober again.Yeah.But somehow I managed to spin the wheel and the pointer landed at that EXACT COLOUR.so I was like ESTACTIC.This girl who reloaded like a few hundred times (sarcasm) spun the wheel and did not get it,I was so afraid she was like gonna like jump on me and rip the M&G pass away from me.Thank god Glambert fans are civilized.It would be a WHOLE DIFFERENT issue if it was M&G for Tokio Hotel.Crazy hormonal raging teen girls that want to be next to the most gorgeous german twins in the world WOULD do ANYTHING to get those M&G.Trust me.

So there I was all happy and so excited to be meeting Adam for the second time this year.

The M&G session was SUPER FAST.All we gotta do was take a GROUP photo with him.

So I was like beyond nervous,reciting in my head what I was going to say to him.

but when I went into the room,Adam greeted all the other fans with "hey how r u? and bla bla bla"

but he said "OMG I love your headband!" To me!I LITERALLY FORGOT WHATSOEVER THAT I PLANTED IN MY MIND TO TELL HIM AND DIED THERE.He was so gorgeous and so nice!and HE LIKED MY HEADBAND!omg.oh and he gave me a hug :) satisfied.

credits to Jin for amazing shots :)

The concert was like SOLD-OUT!My friends and I were like standing between 13 year old kiddies and 45 year old house wifes that had a conversation about "spanking children and their husbands"IKR.Do not discuss PUNISHING your child and PLEASURING your spouse right before a concert starts with ppl around you who are FORCED to listen to your conversation.

How inconsiderate.HMMPH.

Adam Lambert manages to attract girls who havent got their period and old woman who have hit MENOPAUSE to watch him sex it out.Thats how awesome he is!

Oh yeah Joanne made a sign that said "We think Bill Kaulitz is really Pretty too" 

I bet everyone around her thought WHO THE FCK IS BILL?!

harhar.

next concert to blog about:PARAMORE!

Oh look what my friends had for lunch today :)

I know "who/what/how/where" BURGER.

but yeah it was flavour-gasmic.

 haha,the bird looks so retarded but I laike it :)

 I can only blog with the door close.

BUT IT DOSEN'T HELP WHEN MY FAMILY MEMBERS(referring to my twin sisters/FATHER) KEEPS COMING IN AND OUT EVERY 2 SECS TO EITHER TAKE SOMETHING FROM THE ROOM or mumble "What are you doing,girl??" and FORGETTING TO SHUT THE DOOR.how annoying.

Today,I was actually early for college.So I went to get Banana Milk.Its like THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.Ok maybe not,Bill K is the best thing but thats besides the point. Its so yummy.but I had to go ALONE because no one was in college yet.

So instead of taking the shortcut there I took the long way to avoid  Indian Roti Canai makers that never gives up trying to ask my friends and I to eat at their shop.

 EVERYTIME we pass by there... "Amoi,roti canai mau??"  us *pretendsnottohearornotmakeANYEYECONTACT* BUT THEY DONT GET IT.ughh.

So then I head for class,and while I was walking to class I saw Desiree

I wanted to cheerfully say Good Morning, but she looked pissed and zombie-like so I just pretended to not notice her and walk straight to class.

then she walks in and takes a seat next to me... *akward silence*

desiree: I fell down the stairs.

me: HAHAHAHAHAH. *thinking WHATS NEW since she ALWAYS FALL DOWN HER HOUSE STAIRS"

me: why do you always fall down your house stairs? *continues laughing*

desiree: No. I felll down in college.. like just

(btw she fell and her butt went sliding down the stairs)

me: OH.hahahahaa.what happen to your books?*the books she carries normally weighs more than her*

desiree:Oh .I held on to them and after I fell I just stayed there a while...

me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *picturing the whole situation*

desiree:Then Jeremy came and said "its okay des "and helped me up....

This made my morning,Oh then Trisha walks into class and then we bitched about her.

Before Jewish sent me back today we sucessfully learned how to bank in money.

Jew:"ey,do you know any nearby Maybank?"

me:"errr I think so,why? what do YOU want to do IN A BANK?"

(IF MunFai was to rob a bank he would go to the cashier ,saying "FAST GAMES!I WANT ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE! MILO AIS KAO!!NOW STOP HANGING AROUND LIKE DAWWWGG) and the lady will just stoned thinking he spoke with a very bad UKRAINIAN ACCENT or he communicated with ALIENS.PERIOD)

Jew:"Bank in cash?" *withthemostRETARDEDfacelikeWTFelsedoyoudoinbanks?LICKSNAILS??!!*

me:"errr I dont know how to bank in the cash..."

Jew:"me too"

soo we made our way to MAYBANK, we qued up and realize we were at the wrong machine.and when we finally got the right machine, it took us a while to figure it out but we sucessfully banked in RM50 to some chinese guy with a retarded name Lai Key Sheng or smtg.(Okay I totally just made that name up because I cannot remember WTF the guy's name was) but 

I swear I felt like an ADULT going into the bank and banking in the cheque without help unless ofcourse you considered asking the security guard who looked like he was high the whole night which was the machine to use.....

and Fcuk me okay,Tokio Hotel is going to be in Japan,TOKYO on 15th December 2010.&what am I gonna be going? STUDYING.FML to the max.

I mean look at them,How are they NOT HOT?!

Hottest motherfcuking twins in the world

Their GERMAN,ROCKSTARS & VEGETARIAN.

where can you find rockstars who actually care about ANIMALS enought NOT TO consume them?!

HAVE YOU SEEEN LADY GAGA'S 'MEATDRESS?!

*blessthepoorsoulsofcow/lamborwhatevershesacrificedintomakinghergarment*

                                                          

Bill without make up,OMG I can't breathe properly everytime I look at  this picture.

That day Resh & I was watching tv and she always records for me MTVchart attack if Tokio Hotel is on it, and I was totally fine while watching the video of Darkside of the sun untill the idiot said 

"omg carrie...."

"what"

"you actually met them..and STOOD FEW METRES AWAY FROM THEM..AND HUGGED THEM"

then I died,screaming&hyperventilating.

I was doing so well (my mum forbids me to scream everytime Tokio Hotel's song come on the radio when she's driving as I tend to go "OMGGGGG,BILL*turnsupvolume*.I swear my mum thinks I have a Tokio Hotel disorder or something) but resh just had to ruin it.but yeah *dies*

okay Bill Kaulitz or Tokio Hotel apparently is going to appear on GLEE.

Shut up you fuckers who think their gonna ruin the show.

Time to actually get GOOD LOOKING people in the show.

Imagine PUCK & TOM K together.Orgasmic.

I miss going for TokioHotel concerts with Jew,Shamani,Joanne &Jia Yu<3
Alright Bye for now,have to go countdown hours till my birthday,
I get excited. SHUTUPKTHXBAI.

Best part of having Maggie mee,is drinking the MSG filled soup.
I AM FUNGRRRYYYYY.Its 12.18 am.
I ate Kenny Rogger's today with Jew & Shamani,
and then had chocolate cake.
but guess thats not enough.
*nomnomnomnomnom* *sluuuuurrrpsss*

Her voice is the first thing I hear at 6.15 am,most of the time yelling at the top of her lungs to get me up for school but occasionaly when I do obediently wake up on my own,she makes me a cheesebacon sandwich or sometimes tells me to eat fruit so I'm not constipated.

She yells at me on every occasion if its CNY, "why is all your outfit all black?DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING THATS BRIGHT?!!,DONT WASH YOUR HAIR ON THE FIRST DAY?!" on Christmas its "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PLACES I HAVE TO GO BEFORE I FOUND YOUR STUPID GINGERBREADMAN CUTTER THAT YOU NEED HUH?! and ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER THE TURKEY IS NOT EVEN READY!(see how she conveniently links me to her lack of time to prepare an uncooked bird thats yet to be served on the table as to MY FAULT) and on every day basis its the normal "Why can't you just be more tidy/be punctual and STOP FIGHTING with your sisters.

I spend way too much time with her that sometimes in a jam when we don't speak and she suddenly asks "Whats the time now?" and I don't reply her because I can't hear her as my ear phones are plugged into my MP3 and Tokio Hotel's music is blasting in my ears,IT ENDS UP WITH US YELLING AT EACH OTHER and the neighbouring car driver staring at us and quickly looking somewhere else when we turn to bitch stare them back.

I at the age of 18 have had my ups and downs with her,swore at her in my mind using all the curse words I know and have collected over the years,fought with her almost everyday of my life when I was 14 because she didn't want to send me places but eventually she had to,slammed the door a dozen times when she specifically warn me not to,stomp up the stairs LOUDER THAN NORMAL just to piss her off,kept secrets from her which she somehow dug out.

But then again she was the one who stayed up the whole night teaching me Time Tables because I was a stupid kid,cutting potatoes in funky shapes so I can paint on them and stamp it on ART BLOCK for art class the next day,bought me every barbie doll that I wanted and sneaking it in to my room so that my grandma wouldn't see and nag us about it,was there to support me and wear my team colour when I was cheerleading,picked me up at 4 in the morning on New Year's Day when I was 14 because there was no cab,planning suprise party with my friends for my birthdays,hear me bitch about the pornstar which I hated /boys & girls I didn't like in Highschool,hear me talk about Tokio Hotel and how much I love/adored Bill Kaulitz that now she knows everything and anything about them,drove me to the airport with some random china girls when TH came down,comforted me when I was afraid,hugged me when I was cryin and always lifting my spirit up when I was at my worst.

She,being my Mum invested her time and effort into raising me and always accepting me for who I am,never forcing me to do anything I didn't want to, knows me better then any other person in this world except probably God. & most importantly never gave up hope on me at any one ocassion.

Happy Birthday Mum,I know I can always turn to you no matter what happens.I love you.

Now Playing Drake Feat Lil wayne,Kanye West & Eminem

Last name EVER,First name GREATEST

Like a Broken Ankle,I ain't got nothing to play with.

You gotta give props to them rappers.

I mean they really need a huge vocabulary(which means if all else fails and I end up in the street instead of pursuing a career in LAW I CANNOT BE A RAPPER as I have a shallow vocab,CLEARLY) to start rapping & you gotta rhyme them!

THATS A LOT OF EFFORT.They work hard.(plus most of them have gotten shot 9 times (or is that just 50cent?but most human beings dont survived 2 bullets,which means Curtis Jackson IS something! or gone to jail or SOMETHING)

So why shouldn't they have the expensive cadillacs,pimped out cribs,grillz&slutty hoebags by their side?

Today I have too much to handle,I didn't get enough of sleep,I hit my nose into something which caused the piercing I have to bleed uncontrollably,my GRANDMOTHER HAS A HANDPHONE now(which she used to call me when I was half asleep but was so sweet to say "liyen how are you?:) Ilovemygrandmum/dad insanely),I didn't understand shit in STATS class(oh that was my fault because I was showing Justin the picture of this girl who had BOOBS that make mine look well non-existent that sure adds to my self-confidence) and to find out the guy which I think is really cute (who is a year younger has a FUNNY ASS NAME and happens to be my cousin's friend GAIN WEIGHT & HAS A GF)ITS JUST TOO MUCH,FML!& to top it all off my BIRTHDAY is in exactly 7 days,WHICH MEANS TO ME that the year has gone by so fast. Like ever since I was little, I will always be counting down the days to my birthday but this year it's just around the corner!It kinda scares me in a way,I don't know if I'm just being super paranoid/emotional because the time of the month is near(yes I'm referring to PERIOD) 

Note:I still don't understand why some boys/guys/men is so grossed out.GROW UP.

for example my dad 

*rings up my dad*

"can you please buy me pad,I think I'm going to get my period.I want the one with wings"

"NO.ask your mother to do it,I don't knw where to get it"

"and and.. I don't want to buy it over the counter"

=.= AS IF I'M ASKING HIM TO BUY ME 50 G OF ILLEGAL DRUGS

but eventually he came back with it,he forced his SECRETARY to buy it.

It just hit me suddenly that one of absolutely favourite people in the world has left for the States for 

almost 10 months now,and I miss her or my boyfriend and I broke up for more than 6 months now or I have frindge now instead of my normal centre parting hair. & to tell you the truth I miss all  that happened.I made good friends this year and lost a couple.But honestly to those who've I lost, I really STILL do not see what happened between us,well to be frank I DONT KNOW WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM.You DONT just NOT talk to me for no absolute reason, and for me here to still think of you as a friend,to think that deep down inside you actually care to set things straight,I guess I'm wrong.

I give up trying but I don't think you even did.'

But put the whole emo blog post aside I was actually pretty happy when I found out my younger little cousin has a girlfriend awwww :) although he not really little since he's 17 and towers over everyone at 6'1  but so glad to find out through FACEBOOK. </3

AND

I miss you Shiv.I miss going to your house and making your brother go to the mamak store to buy us KOKO KOLA & ROTI CANAI but forgetting to give him enough money or when I came over to your house and "converted" you into a Tokio Hotel fan.We'll party it out in December.Please be good in the states

(but like thats gonna happen) xx

Have u realize hw funny is the word "pancakes" or like "rootbeer" or like "Hard Rock"?
Think about it pan-cake(its cake made in a pan) and root beer?who comes up with root beer?!!
 It sounds pretty nasty honestly.Hard rock is clever and simple.Rocks are hard and not so soft so Hard Rock
See why can't I think of something short & catchy like that?I have trouble just thinking of what my email address shld be that's why I have such a original/unique one carrie_choo@hotmail.com =.= ughh.
So just nw I got a suprise from my worst enemy.THAT THING which hates water(which I think is complete bullshit because I always see my neighbour shampooing his smelly cat)& is of no use.Its not like its gonna "meow" if burglars break in.Even if it did,what difference will that make?Basically,I was using my Ipad in my mum's room sitting near the window,and I was so engrossed in looking at the latest pictures of the Kaulitz Twins for Vogue,Italy that when I  turn to my right.There it was sitting there and staring at me AND MY IPAD.evil slut.It prolly climbed in through the window.I screamed like there was no tommorrow ... What else do u expect me to do?FML....

Oompa Loompas

Today Shalinee and I had this conversation about Oompa Loompas

& GUESS WHAT,I had a dream about the ugly ass deform thing just now when I took a nap.FML

and come to a realisation, Its just an UGLY ASS FACE of ONE man cloned into millions of little uniform workers for Willy Wonka in Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.I mean look at it,He is NOT VERY PRETTY.

I bet this guy who let the HollyWood Producers clone his "UNIQUE" looking face is A MILLIONAIRE! smart like dawgg.but then again I pity his kids (if he has any)

imagine...

"HOMG,look at the OOMPA LOOMPA,ITS HIDEOUS!" "Its my DAD =.=" (bahahahhaa)

Moving on,

Yesterday was pretty eventful,I rescued a meerkat/civit cat/TIMON (u knw like PUMBA'S BESTFRIEND).

Okay not like I actually RESCUED it but anyways my friends ann,reshmin and keishia found the wild animal lying half dead on the roadside in the parking lot.Basically,the poor thing had broke its 2 legs and has fresh wounds that alread being infested by flies.So we decided to call some wildlife association to seek some assistance but guess what the USELESS MOTHERFUCKERS WHO CALLS THEMSELVES ANIMAL LOVERS were of NO USE. SPCA,PERHILITAN,WWF,ZOONEGARA.(USELESS)

This was the conversation..

Idiot:"yes can I help you?"

me:"yeh,we're in Help College in Damansara,and there's a meerkat/civit cat lying half dead on the carpark,i think its legs are broken and it's wounded.can you send someone over to deal with it?"

Idiot:"sorry miss,but currently we have no workers/transport there all of them went to pray"

me:"SO WHAT DO U PROPOSE FOR ME TO DO?It might carry some disease"

Idiot:"Do you have a box ah?,can u try lifting and putting it into the box"

me:"WHATT?!it might have RABBIES!!"

(It attacked my friend Aaron as he tried to feed it some water,FIESTY much.He was just being nice)

OMG,this people are such idiots,at the end we called Fire Department and they sent someone over.Ann and the rest was there to see to the matter,I went for TOM YAM with Hazel. Honestly I'm not much of a CRAZY ANIMAL LOVER,but people sometimes are just so idiotic to have the cheek to not bother.So I know you guys are probably "this girl's life is pretty dam sad that she has to go and rescue wild life" Fck Off.

but it gets better dont worry :)

I had my first driving class yesterday!Half of my friends were like "Omg finally =.=".I procastinated.I was not keen on driving.Pity the other road users, their lifes would end early.but I was pretty good okay, my instructor took me on the Seremban Highway on my first lesson.Manual car dam tiring! My left leg was sore from just stepping on the clutch in the jam.FML.Then later that night,Jewish picked me up and we went to subang to have dinner with Shamani & Joanne. Then Yue Vern & Gomez joined us at AC along with Johnathan.When gomez and yuevern came to our table in AC ,shamani goes "I expected Gomez to be an INDIAN" me"He IS INDIAN" shamani "Oh I expected the black type" Haha.For those who don't already know Darren's name now is officialy Darren Gomez THAMBIMUTHU.(lmfao).So Shamani and Jewish ordered Nasi Goreng(its Fried Rice.Translation for you, Raya if your reading this I don't know what you call Fried rice in Maldives so yeah,haha) with fried egg. and the Pricess Shamani couldn't eat the egg because it was cracked and fried in a different style then she normally have hers so we called the guy  back and he "HAPPILY" with a big grin on his face said "Yeh sure,no problem i'll change it for you :D".He probably spat in her food.hahaha. I actually wonder what the waiters actually do when the customer is really bitchy and really demanding. like "I want my egg sunny side up and not so cooked in the middle ,or I don't like crust and please make sure all the cucumbers are taken out but replaced them with pickels" SCREW U.

Oh & after mamak with the boys, Jewish & Darren made me drive back to my house

with them in the car.I was like " NO.I'm not driving " "Ok,then we're gonna drop u in the dark place after your house where Emica started crying(Note that my house is located in a new area in Bukit Jalil which cannot be found on GPS & where Pizza Hut/MCD refuse to deliver but STILL ITS NOT THAT ULU) so yeah I drove back & my friends are all so dam "supportive" when it comes to me driving..

Darren: "Carrie's driving?!!I wanna go. I'm PREPARED to DIE"

Shamani tweeted "k citizens of KL you are safe!For now! CarrieLiYenxoxo will be driving laterr!Get home now while you still can!HAHAHA"

=.=

good friends I have.

I got home safely around 1.30 am. and Dad came back around 2 am and He sees me online I thought he was going to ask "WHERE DID YOU GO(because he called earlier and asked me to stay away from the DARK PLACES,WTF right. WHERE IS NOT DARK YOU TELL ME =.= He probably will ask me to carry tochlight/pepperspray soon) but he said 

"ey girl,you said you were constipated that day right, when did u shit last? " 

"errrrrr I dono??!!!"

"GO DRINK ENO or EAT BANANA" *SLAMSDOOR* omg =.=

my life is interesting,NO? :)

xx

I hate mosquitos.Their so annoying just like Desiree Ren(heh)
all they do is go "bzzzzzzz" and drink your blood like its FREE.
why can't they suck out FATS or something.UGHH.

anywho,today after college I spent like 2 hrs in Tuitti Fruitti in Bangsar with Jewish and his friends,but I didn't have Fro-Yo I instead had chicken puff and a glazed banana puff. sorry but I was hungry. and I dont worship fro-yo I just like the strawberry flavoured one,actually I like anything that is strawberry flavoured (gum,chocolate,smoothie,cake) STRAWBERRY is generally a safe flavour to try.I hate taking risks

when it comes to flavours,I dont want to be that idiot that so boldy tries YAM or like MANGO PEACH

then goes "ah shit,it sucks should have taken strawberry =.=" SUCKERS. 

(apologies to those who fancy yam or mango.no offence just an example)heh

we had DMC(s) for those who dont know what it is,

Deep Meaningful Conversations.. (DUH) so we were talking about our future and all sorta rubbish.

& the funniest thing that came out Pei Hsia's mouth was 

"omg do you know what's my biggest nightmare?" "VHAAATT"(thinking its like if her brain cells dies or something just because she's so smart.she's EINSTEIN like. Heck man all I know about Einstein is the crazy dude with a white crazy afro. if einstein was to look like Bill Kaulitz or Chuck Bass, he would be the perfect man maybe even GOD LIKE)

annnyyywaysss pei hsia said:

"when the guy proposes to me and he gets the ONE SIZE FITS ALL ring &  I cannot fit *_*"

(HAHAHAHAHAAA)

then she killed me with her second quote.

we were talking about how kids these days just sleep around,even at like young ages at 13(not that I'm judging) and she stares into blank space and said  "In Form 1, I was still picking my nose lah"  LMFAO.I love her the things she says are so hilarious.You get abs just from laughing your butt off.

After that we went back to OUG for good Yong Tau Foo :)

and we were just talking about our ChildHood.If I had to tell my future husband my childhood,he would probably think I'm a freak.but looking back, I miss those days when I use to play my gameboy.Dont u suckers give me the WHATTHAFAKKK look.DONT TELL ME YOU NEVER PLAYED POKEMON!I used to EAT.SLEEP.BREATHE.PO-KE-MON!or like playing Neopets,that game was heaven!(I remember I used to go collect the GIANT OMLETTE AND JELLY AND SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE) 

Ooh Ohh AND I got so excited when pepsi BLUE came out!I hated PEPSI,sorry I'm a KOKO KOLA fan since the tender age of 3 years old.sue my parents for letting me have it.but yeah I guess it was peer pressure,everyone use to drink it so I made my mum buy it for me & stupid stuff in primary school like those little scented balls in neon colours,you guys are prolly thinking WTF is she talking about.but its those little oval shaped balls that smelled amazing.

I don't know but to me I remember details.like I would always remember the first day of Primary school,

my mum decided to tie my hair in 2 pigtails and I had to take a picture with it.FML like failing the test in BM because I didnt know what TELUR meant  and got sent to the second last class.FML again.and I didn't want to eat the canteen food so I made my dad buy me A&W but he brought my Coney Dog,curly fries and rootbeer AFTER recess time cause he didnt know what time recess was.FML. & the worst memory I had was that I had this PHYSCO BITCH of a Music Teacher.She makes you wanna shit in your pants/dig a hole and pray that God have mercy on you and end your life there and then just by staring at you.So she thought us this STUPID RETARDED song and said the next day we had to perform it infront of the class.SOLO.

the song goes "Bapaku pulang dari kota,bapaku belikan kereta,kereta warna MERAH/BIRU/KUNING(WHATEVER!) ..*blablablaa*

& I went home and COULD NOT REMEMBER IT!So what else did I do.CRIED MY FCKING EYES OUT untill my dad &mum came home.all my grandfather said was "No need to learn lah,I go talk to your music teacher" I obviously cried even more.IMAGINE WHAT THE LADY CAN DO WITH ME WHEN MY GRANDFATHER IS NOT THERE.Oh the terror.ANYWAYS,so my dad had to stay up ALL NIGHT with me there sobbing&rubbing my eyes teaching me how to sing the song. THE PAIN I HAD TO GO THROUGH.and guess what Physco Bitch was a NO SHOW the next day.I was 7 and I did not know any swear words and was too afraid to even utter it out or silently recite it in my brain but basically it went something like *!1@##%^&**&^&%%$%$BHGAJAKAHSGSM*

oh yeah I would tell you the story of me fighting with the lady of the store to get my hippie band but I'm too lazy maybe the next post!

x

I'm stressed out.

well maybe not as much as that of maybe an ambulance driver whose passenger may be severely loosing gallons of blood as he leg is on the pedal accelerating like badassmafaker to get to the Emergency Ward.

but still I'm stressed out.heck I actually dont think the drivers are that stressed out after all.

POINT IS

Stupid A-levels.requires alot of brainjuice which I have not alot to spare.

& basically I have a few test next week & I have been studying for 2 hrs.

So i went for a chinese dinner last night (dragged into of course)

They served the 4 season dish for starters, which I personally hate because they have stuff like tofu,chickenwithcashewnuts and this weird yam basket shit.then SHARKSFIN(IF you dont have this dish,its NOT a chinese dinner) then yadah yadah yadah and growing up as a kid the only part I actually look forward to throughout the whole 10 course dinner is when the FRIED RICE is serve because after that is Dessert(which normally consist of some pastry with lotus fillings)then the dinner is over.But as the Bride & Groom was attempting to pop the champagne,(they struggled) and the Host kept going on about "they say the harder the cork shoots out,the harder the BED WILL ROCK" & the poor guy was struggling to pop it,I wanted to go help him.(haha) but when he finally did, he and his wife was pouring the champagne into the fountain of stacked up glasses, it like COLLAPSED and all the glasses broke. The whole room obviously went *ooooooooo* followed by an Akward silence.poor couple.its apparently bad luck.


anywho,today was good.bonded over food with girlfriends.So hazel drove me & punjabi me to Village Park,Uptown.They have the best nasi lemak ayam,their sambal is kickass.anywho after that we picked up audrey and went over to RSC for more food.Why must whoever that invented french fries call it french fries and not Chips?thats what I call them.Hmpph.As I was watching Hazel&Audrey eat raw salmon,the image of  Bear Gryll snatching a salmon upstream in some part of the secluded areas of the world he likes to explore and proceeding tobitting the head of it with all the guts oozing out and saying "i LUVVV sushi" makes me not want to eat perfectly sliced salmon with just chopsticks.Not adventurous enough  but I dont even like Salmon that much anyways.So we were like yapping and gossiping obviously.About Teenage pregnancy and I was going on about "Omg Ashvin what if you ever come home pregnant,what will your dad do?" & her reply "He will kick me of the house and KILL ME,literally." and we were all just giving our takes on the topic. and suddenly this old man with a walking stick who seems completely harmless comes up to us but I got freaked out I thought he was gonna give us a long ass lecture about smoking/teenage pregancy but he said "oh you guys still schooling? " "no,we're in college" "which college?" "help." (I was thinking whether I should have said Taylors just to mess around haha) "you girls speak very good english,so I'm just wondering :) " he was Nice, see I overthink things WAY TOO MUCH.


oh yeah my goal from now on is to 
TRY not to judge ppl that much and be nice to EVERYONE. (YOUR RUDE SARCASTIC REMARKS AT WHAT I JUST SAID ARE NOT APPRECIATED) kthxbai.

Omegle

So do you guys know about OMEGLE?

What is Omegle u wonder? 

At first when my two spastic friends told me about it,

I thought Omegle.. sounds like Omlette but its not.

ANYWHO.

ITS THIS WEBSITE WHERE U CAN MEET RANDOM PPL/TALK TO STRANGERS.

IF your LUCKY,you might meet JUSTIN BIEBER *goesallfangirlcrazeee* like my friend 

Shamani,but how she wish it was Tom K.

  

OR

if LUCK is REALLLLLYYY on your side,

you meet FREAKS in COSTUME.lucky you :)

like my following friend, Joanne :)

Oh Yeah from experience of the 2 above,

its advisable u dont try your first time ALONE.

as you will meet

1)wankers who have short dicks

2)Terrorists(OMG imagine if Sadam Hussein has Omegle!Fcukin ONS!bahahah)

3)Girls who will strip for you.

&more wankers.

go TRY IT! sounds fun?

xx